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Legion Holds A Party

By VVAW

There's one thing you got to hand the American Legion. When they do something, they do it up big. Take for instance, their recent sodomy party in Redlands, California. According to an Associated Press story printed in the Long Beach Independent Press Telegram 19 persons were arrested in a raid at an American Legion stag party that featured "nude dancing girls having sex with spectators and a door prize of prostitute for a night."

Now there's a patriotic fund raising event for you. But one wonders what exactly they were trying to raise. Knowing that the American Legion is a flag-waving rootin' tootin' rah rah God and America organization it comes as little surprise that they engaged in a stag party where they put women on a pedestal--but probably to get a better angle to watch them dance. And probably some of the red, white and blue veterans got a little red when the girls started to undress, white when the girls danced right in front of them and blue for what was on their minds.

The American Legion is an organization that comes out in favor of everything that's backwards, but frankly we're glad to hear that they still get a kick out of having sex, but en masse and with a door prize is a little to decadent for most vets who see the real strength that comes out of personal relationships with women.

But the American Legion in Redlands stands as an example of how perverted this organization really is. There's nothing wrong with a bunch of vets getting together, having a few beers and telling war stories...but many times some vets war stories always get around to what kind of sex they had. Now the American Legion has a new twist on these get-togethers--instead of talking about it, they act it out.

The raid on the stag party was conducted by four police officers from Redlands. They made the bust 1/2 hour before the door prize was awarded. Now, most people know that door prizes are usually handed out later on in the evening. So what were the police agents doing for the whole evening--crocheting home sweet home samplers?

And speaking of degenerate kinky sex stories, one of their idols, General Edwin Walker was picked up again for having his hands in some other man's pants. Now what we think would be real fitting for these disgusting episodes is to have General Walker give a speech to Redlands American Legion Post #650 on how to open your zipper in cadence while thousands of working people burn down their meeting hall.